Brrrrring, brrrrrring. It’s reality on the phone. It wants you to know that sometimes you bring this for your snacks:
And sometimes you eat this instead.
Happy birthday, Makayla, indeed.
I am the devil on your shoulder telling you that this is okay. As proven by My Strange Addiction, you can eat anything in moderation.(Did you click the link? This next joke will only make sense if you did, so just go ahead and click it). Maybe moderation was the wrong word.
My point is that one day will not ruin you. This is not a diet, dear friends; this is your life, have a cupcake.